when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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obama leadership

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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