Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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