- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

You smell like shit

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

you know whats funny the letter Q

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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