thermodynamics?

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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