You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Men, get on the boat.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

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