- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

A walrus walks into a bar

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

I saw a poor man named rich

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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