violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Zach Barlow

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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