why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

God is real

Gays

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Why did I get raped

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Wheelchair high jump

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Pen15

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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