What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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