man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Anti Joke

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