How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Your mom.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Chicken

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Samantha

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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IU football

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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