I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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