What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

knock knock

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

whats a dick a dick

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

raping black women

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

I had my period 3 days ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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