- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

That's not what she said.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Your social life

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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