What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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dead battery come on down

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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