- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Matt is not funny.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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