- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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