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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

69 Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.