- Anti Joke

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Guess what? Holocaust

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

a man walks into a prostitute.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid