- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Penal Dysfunction

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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