why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Penal Dysfunction

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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knock knock

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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