What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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