Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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A midget walks under a bar

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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