- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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