- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Bloody kids ...

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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