- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

A black man walks into a book store.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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