A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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gay marriage.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Fiats

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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