- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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