- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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