John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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