- Anti Joke

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.