Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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