What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Why? Because!

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Women have the right to vote.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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