- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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