Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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I would rape her

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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