what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Barack Obama

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Spell: “This word”

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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