Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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