A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Barack Obama

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Spell: “This word”

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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