Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What did the clock say? The time.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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