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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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