- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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