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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Womens rights

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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