Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Your time.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

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