- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

what do you watch ? a tv

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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