i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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