why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Jews

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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