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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

I'm gay. No homo.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Kendall and Nick Fredick

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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