What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Dani barton= lovely

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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for keeps?

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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