Not Steve Jobs

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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No. Yes.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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