boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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hipsters

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How old is victor? Old

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fjdkhg

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Gay's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Leave her alone...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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You

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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