What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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How old is victor? Old

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hipsters

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Leave her alone...

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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