- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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