Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Scientology.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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hipsters

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How old is victor? Old

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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