- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

do you want to hear a joke?

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What time is it? 10:58

Women Driving.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What do you call a black priest? Father

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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