A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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conrad profit

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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women's rights.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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