- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Women Driving.

What time is it? 10:58

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What do you call a black priest? Father

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Scientology.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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