What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

what do you watch ? a tv

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Anti Joke

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