What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Leave her alone...

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You

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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