A new restaurant KKKcake

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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