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Womens rights

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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