- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

knock knock who's there police

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??