Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Are you a human?

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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