- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

knock knock who's there police

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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