- Anti Joke

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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