What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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THE GAME

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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I am a n1gger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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