Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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my namew is jd

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Not Steve Jobs

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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