What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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