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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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