What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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