A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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