- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??